Somewhere, in a deep dark forest,
in the county of Kent, is a very special place indeed. It’s a place like no
other. A place where you can do something you cannot do anywhere else in the
whole wide world. I have no idea how such a place came to be located in Kent,
which is more famously known for its orchards and hop gardens, but that’s where
this strange and wonderful secret attraction is.
It is a very secret place indeed.
Only very special people get an invitation, and if you tell anyone you have
such a thing, it instantly becomes void. It’s all terribly top secret and with
good reason. If anyone were to find out where the forest is and what is located
there, well there would be all sorts of repercussions, I can tell you. Before I
tell you any more of this closely guarded secret, let me explain a little about
how it came to be.
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