Wednesday 19 July 2017

No More Walks





I a bit worried. Mummy keeps taking me out for walks. Me know that sound a bit crazy for a little orange doggy to say, but I really not sure what is wrong with her! Me keep lying on the sofa and hoping that it will be a really hot day. Her not take me out when it too hot. Her says that my little paws will get burnt and sore and I will get too hot and be a poorly doggy, so me know her still love me lots. That not explain why her keep making me go out though.


Me do like my outs, but today her make me go out before the girls left to go to school and then her take me out again a few hours later. Me wish she'd ask me if me want to go, but her just thinks me want to go and me not want to. Me want to lie on the sofa and sleep, or eat, me always happy to eat!

Anyway, her drag me out. Little Orange Me made an effort, at first, but then me realise her might be taking me on a long out. Me protested by walking as slowly as me could and sniffing everything I could sniff, even if me not want to. Me thought, Mummy would take me home, but no, her keep walking, so me slow down and sniff even more.


And Mummy just kept walking. Her only stop when my lead got to the end...


I blaming it on D. Me love him and everything, but Mummy does seem to want to walk more now. Apparently, peoples call it exercise. It get worse though, sometimes her make me run too. Me like running, but me prefer to run off my lead when me want to. I no idea why she bothering. She look alright to me and me heard D tell her same thing. Little Orange Me listens.  Anyway, me know that D love me a whole lot more than him love Mummy. When he come to visit, him always say hello to me first and make fuss of me and make Mummy wait. If  him forget me, me always remind him I'm around. Everyone loves little me though. I not sure Mummy realise D love me more.

Anyway, we home now and me really hoping me not expected to go out again; me just got comfy on the sofa.


Me think me will just pretend to be fast asleep for the rest of the day. That should work!


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16 comments:

  1. Ha ha, yes, pretend to be asleep! (or hide?). Im sure you like the walking really though little orange dog.

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    1. I'm not so sure Kate, I had to pretty much drag him on that second walk yesterday. He is a lazy little orange dog ;-) x

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  2. Our dog love a good laze on the sofa, reluctant to take a walk...when he's out he loves it, but prefers a good all day snooze!

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  3. Our dog love a good laze on the sofa, reluctant to take a walk...when he's out he loves it, but prefers a good all day snooze!

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  4. Oh you are a poor, poor mistreated doggy, Max. What wicked person would want to take you out for walkies not once, but twice a day? You should do what our doggy's do and lie down and refuse to move until your mistress takes you home! In fact if that type of abuse goes on you should pack up your sofa and leave!

    xx

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    1. Hahaha, no putting ideas in to his little orange head ;-) x

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  5. Oh! Poor love hide hide away now haha! Great read Thanks for linking to the #THAT FRIDAY LINKY come back next week please

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    1. Max said he'll come back next week, but it will cost you doggy treats :-) x

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  6. Awesome! Poor little orange dog, walking when he wants to sleep! Hysterical. As mine snoozes on my lap right this moment! #ThatFridayLinky xo

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    1. Glad it's not just me who has a lazy dog. I'm pretty sure he'd sleep all day if I let him...I don't and won't because I need the exercise :-) x

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  7. Poor, poor, little red dog - life is so tough for you. LOL Go take a nap. #MMBC

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    1. He has had an awful lot of naps today, lazy little dog ;-) x

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  8. Ha! I think my dog would walk and run all day, given half a chance. I need the exercise too, so I really don't have an excuse. #MMBC

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    1. Yep I love walking the dog to get my exercise, it's much more fun that going to the gym ;-) x

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  9. Through body language and general attitude he completely reduced Atlas into acting like Otto when he came around - standing still avoiding eye contact etc. dog boarding

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