Monday, 17 October 2016
My Doggy Doubts
I know I am not supposed to use Mum's laptop without asking, but I am not a happy dog. It has not been a good week. I am sad. I don't think my family love me anymore, they keep leaving me.
All of last week, Mummy went out. She never goes out. Why did she leave me? She said to me that she had to go and will be back soon, but I don't know how long soon is. I think it might be two episodes of Hawaii 5 O, because that is what she leaves on for me. Mummy thinks I like to have the TV on to keep me company, but I just want to sleep.
But it gets worse! They go out and leave me, I am not used to being left. I do not like it! When they are home, they have nice food and won't give me any. That is unkind. They say I can't eat pain au chocolats, or cake.
They are not nice, they are bad people! I am very frightened. I think they will eat me soon, they have already eaten one doggy this week!
I thought they were nice, but I am scared. They set fire to the poor dog, and then they sang, and then they cut him up and ate him! I think this must have been a very naughty doggy. I am going to carry on being a good boy. I don't want to be set alight, and cut up, and eaten. I was a very happy boy when they went out next night for dinner. At least I was safe.
I am a worried doggy. They also tried to drown me. They sent me to the garden after my breakfast and then turned the big sky tap on and tried to drown me. It was not nice. I got very wet. I am sure my family did it on purpose. Mummy say to me that it is just rain, but I know it was them, they want to eat me!
Sparkle (the cat who refuses to play with me) says I am being a silly dog and Mummy and the girls love me very much, but why did they eat the dog and why do they keep going out? I will keep an eye on them this week. If they stop eating dogs I will relax. Woof!